If I can measure it with a teaspoon, then the chances are not good

How exactly have we come to tolerate people with "the emotional depth of a teaspoon"?? (No, this isn't just a "guy problem". This is a "people problem".)

The worst is when they have also been afflicted with The God Complex. The most grotesque part is when they parade around with their emotional atheism and market it as wisdom. When you don't buy it, they call you a fool.

Are you freak'n kidding me?

Please! I'm embarrassed for you!