6 Things that Turn Me the Hell Off (Thanks, Karen)

(MySpace tag) Guys, if you want me to shoot you down with a shot gun (ok, think metaphorically), do the following:

1. Talk shit about other races, other genders and other people in general.

Come on. Enough said. Totally self-explanatory. You talk shit, you eat shit. Do not mistake for one second that this makes you "cool". Do not cause any unnecessary drama because I will not tolerate it.

2. Be bossy and give directions unsolicited as if you know that much better.

The funniest thing is when your directions turn out to be wrong. If I need help, I'll ask. I'm not egotistical ... like you are.

3. Try to get me drunk.

What are you? A pervert? Yeah, I knew it. Get your filthy hands off me. I know it's on my ass.

4. Try to tell me that my boyfriend is not good enough for me.

Oh, I've had this happen to me. Result: he got yelled at. So ... what, you think you are capable of being better for me then? Don't you even dare. It's my choice to make, and I've made my choice ... and I'm happy with it. Whoever that talks shit about my boyfriend has just opened a large can of woop-ass.

5. Express directly or indirectly that I'm weak because of who I am -- a girl.

Just because I can control my temper and my tongue doesn't mean I'm timid and afraid to express. Do not confuse understanding as a sign of weakness. I am tolerant, accepting and understanding. But also remember: I can kick your ass ... any day, aight? Ok, good.

6. Be a cocky dumbass.

People who don't know good enough to tone it down, be humble and are not afraid to show just how dumb and shallow they are tick me off. I am so embarrassed for you. And do not, for one second, think that I'll let you get away with discrediting me or anyone else who is entitled to their educated and logical opinion because I didn't get my education for nothing. I'll frick'n school you.

7. [BONUS!] Ask me my opinion and then tell me what my answer is.

Well, see, if you wanted to know what I think, ask. But once you asked, you need to let me answer. Don't go:
You: "Would you like to do this today?"
Me: "Sure!"
You: "Nah, actually, let's not. I don't think you'll enjoy it."
What the hell is your problem?? Frick'n fake democracy!

If you have any time, I tag Nora, Megan, Mary, Natasha, Valerie and Annie.