Pffft!

I paid a fortune to get a manicure and pedicure done. Take my word for it; it was a fortune.

And you know what? It really wasn't all that they made it out to be. Besides, I don't think I'm made for having my nails all nice and stuff: I ruined it before I even walked out of the place. Ugh.

I don't think I'm doing it again.