Take Heed

This occurred after the strip club experience:
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You know what I hate?

I hate box wine. I hate crappy ass box wine, I'm serious. I had about 3 glasses of ice cold merlot last night (oh you have to serve it cold to cover the disgusting taste, trust me), and I was "hung over" this morning.

Me.

Sick to the stomach after 3 glasses of reddish 14% alcoholic liquid (not even a beverage, mind you).

I, who, after 6 double shots of Capt. Mo in an hour, still stands up straight, no hangovers, whatsoever, ...

... am sick to my stomach now.

Fuck that box wine, and fuck how I feel right now.

The moral of the story is:

Don't drink that shit. Just ... DON'T.