Ok, fine ... ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERYONE!

I know you all love me and care about me so much, which is why EVERYONE has been asking me WHO I'm in a relationship with, since you have all noticed that change of status on my profile.

Well, to make your life -- and mine -- easier, let me tell you here, once and for all that ...

... yes, Elaine, who once was vehemently against the idea of being in a relationship, citing the "reasons" of 1) being not ready after prior unfortunate events, 2) being incapable of maintaining a relationship/not the relationship type, and 3) having unusual and often violent reactions (ie. ahh! near nervous breakdown! haha!!!) to the thought of trusting and opening up to my male counterparts, has now entered a relationship, which she would describe as 1) wonderful, 2) unexpected, and 3) promising (to be at least non-dysfunctional). Her sudden turn-about can be attributed to Mr. Brian Gjerning, who I respect and adore so much, and his genuine personality, amongst many of his other positive traits.

Some of you might be friends with Brian, or acquaintences, or former classmates from LO. For those of you who know or knew him, my boyfriend is as crazy as you know or remember, but he is also as sweet and amazing as you have always known or imagined him to be (come on now; I know many of you had a crush on him back in those days). For those of you who don't know him, well, rest assured that he isn't a tool, and he isn't a fucking asshole. Moreover, he is an amazing and wonderful person, who I'm lucky to have in my life.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Please contact me via any medium that is most convenient to you.

Thank you.