McMansion-PalinBunny's First Campaign

e-Bomb's News Daily McMansion, PalinBunny Start Campaign as Running Mates by e-Bomb Herself August 29, 2008 11:17am PST Photos courtesy Google BEND, Oregon -- SHE was the mayor of Will ... uh ... Willllsssa ... uh ... a big town of 6000 in Alaska. HE started his long career as a senator when dinosaurs roamed. He is the most powerful penis in the world, and she is his dynamite side-kick bunny. Together, they are the lethal McMansion and PalinBunny! Together, they will again reign over the rest, rally up values voters and restore faith! Their rap sheet is long, and definitely longer than Obama-Biden's. Even though Biden has lots of foreign policy experience, McMansion and PalinBunny believe they can "take them on." Just check out their glorious foreign relations experience in Alaska: Since Alaska is next to Russia, PalinBunny has the foreign policy experience that only Condi Rice can match. Her intimidation tactics are not to be reckoned with. There is record of a face-off only several months ago between PalinBunny and the Putin-Medvedev duo, who attempted to take over Alaska. But they were stopped by a tough yet sultry PalinBunny, with McMansion standing behind her as strongly and as upright as his thousand-year-old spine could support. PalinBunny Miss Willsssa ... Wissala ... Uh ... 1984 McMansion, circa 600 million BC The duo ran away in fear, chanting the famous saying from the sages, Monty Python: "Run away! Run Away! The rabbit's dynamite!" Dynamite, indeed. McMansion also respects PalinBunny's unwavering faith in God. She believes that science is bogus and that God created everything, including the dinosuars that McMansion worked with many moons before. "We are all God's children," said she. But it is unclear if the same sentiment is extended to Darwin, who, she says, is "the devil's spawn," and "God definitely trumps him." When McMansion says he'll "follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell, PalinBunny, visibly excited to be on board, declared, "That is also where Darwin lives. I will follow Darwin to the gates of hell!" This is where her side-kick acceptance speech started to slur and made you wonder if she was ready to be nationally televised. Watch this. I got goosebumps from PalinBunny's speech. Ladies and gentlemen, McMansion and PalinBunny for 2008!