Cheers to It All!

My brother is in his first year of college. At the beginning of the school year, he told me, "No, I'll never get drunk."

Just now, he told me, "I was drunk."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, I had 4 shots of vodka and beers."
"Excellent. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, tape it. Oh, and don't sleep with anyone -- boy or girl -- because it's not nice."
"Right, like I was going to do anything like that."
"(uh oh ... hope it's not a deja vu; probably should have said something about condoms) Sure ...."
"Anyway, I kinda like it ... unfortunately."
"Welp, you'll like it a lot more later on. I guarantee it. So be sure to take lots of pictures for memories that you won't remember!"

Ah, good ole college. Cheers to being young!

... and cheers to you, lil' bro!