Telling a Boy How Boys Are

grahamhr00: now you have time to find a boyfriend!
Skycrystal2005: Speaking of having a long time left in HK, .... hmmm. Oh, I'm not in a hurry. they're a lot of work, you see.
grahamhr00: haha, i can imagine
Skycrystal2005: You have to walk them (they sometimes prefer to be walked on the beach at sunset), feed them (they like homemade food, sometimes dine out), bathe them (well, some like bubble baths), dress them (go shopping with them, or else they'll buy something completely out of fashion or ridiculous looking), etc..
Skycrystal2005: Hmm, at least they know how to go to the bathroom themselves. I heard they come potty trained.
grahamhr00: yes, that sounds seriously miserable
Skycrystal2005: I wonder if a "good" boyfriend really is just one who can take care of a few of those things I listed above. Of course, an "excellent" ... A grade ... boyfriend is one who's more than that, one that I'm shooting for.
grahamhr00: sounds like you've only experienced very needy ones!
Skycrystal2005: Yeah, ones that I would compare to golden retrievers.