Vampires are Scary

God, 30 Days of Night scared the shit out of me. The whole time, I was just panicking with the characters. I even found myself thinking, "I NEED to be a super-human desperately. I need to be able to emmit UV rays, be fast and slick, and know how to do kung fu in impossibly high heels. THEN, I'd be able to stand a chance when the vampires come and attack!"

I mean, what could possibly be scarier than something completely lethal and smart?? I mean, zombies aren't as scary because they are STUPID! They can't figure anything out worth for shit!

And vampires dress like they're all from the runway -- they're stylish! They totally have the upperhand, and they're totally in control! AHHH!

Seriously, with a vampire, you are completely fucked! It's bad enough that you're gonna die. But you're also outwitted AND outdressed! You're dead one way or another, but with vampires, you can't even sass them with: "Boy, at least I didn't look like an unfortunate style-wreck hillbilly like you!" before you die, like you otherwise could with zombies.

I'm completely enthralled.
Hmm. Stylish, smart and lethal .... Yeah, I think I wanna be a vampire this Halloween.